Eh?

eve191 @ 2008-09-01T13:49:00

2008-09-01T20:51:16Z

I've tried to set up internet on an ethernet cord in my dorm.

My attempts have failed D=

Luckily, it's probably not my computer, since others can't log in (the school required a thing done to use their network via ethernet) but unfortunatly it means I can't get on the net from my dorm. The dorm puts up wireless on th sixth, and hopefully I'll be able to get on then.

Till then I can only sometimes get on my dads comp at his hotel, which unfortunatly has no aim.

eve191 @ 2007-12-11T18:56:00

2007-12-12T02:59:13Z

To those who find it of interest:

Weeelp, I managed to borrow my dads computer to write this, it seems my computers net is completely shot for some reason, it stopped working yesterday and I likely won't be on for a few days at least D=.

During my downtime I will attempt to start to like Torchwood, Two and a half men, and all the other semi-decent but really just crappy television out there.

eve191 @ 2007-09-01T17:28:00

2007-09-02T00:28:15Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O8-oIt4BRAc WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK HELL IS THIS

*BOGGLES*

eve191 @ 2007-08-05T21:27:00

2007-08-06T04:27:53Z

I put this in only cuz the crime is so true.

That, and I haven't posted in so long it's been like....a horrable cobweb lj.

eve191 @ 2007-06-18T16:57:00

2007-06-18T23:57:28Z

HOKAY

THERE IS WORD ON MY COMPY

THE PART NEEDED TO FIX IT IS SAID TO COME IN WEDNSDAY

WHICH MEANS ON WED-THURS I SHALL BE BACK AND NO MORE AIMLESS MISS TALKING TO PEOPLE HORRABLENESS T______________T

I'M SO BORED WITHOUT AIM AND WOW AND THINGS I'M TEMPTED TO TAKE UP NEOPETS

and random note that I started my job at the hospital

T_T it would be more fun telling people on aim

eve191 @ 2007-06-08T18:16:00

2007-06-09T01:18:34Z

Kk, to anyone who can see this, my laptop, and therefor my aim, is out of commision till mon-tues. Hopefully be able to talk to peeps then.

eve191 @ 2006-08-24T14:27:00

2006-08-24T21:27:26Z

yay

eve191 @ 2006-07-15T13:12:00

2006-07-15T20:14:16Z

In constructing modern world views, we must take into consideration the Post-modern critique of the myths of race, nation and class that have too often been used as a means of repression. Our own approach is Post-modern in that we recognise that reason itself has discovered its limitations, and has become conscious of its historicity. Perfect certainty and a de facto complete and universal all-encompassing knowledge is in principle impossible. Critical reason and emotional enthusiasm need not exclude each other, and both can provide an irreducible contribution to the construction of world views. Indeed, our reason is limited and our emotions can be misled. We must also confront the shortcomings of language. Thus, we have learned to appreciate variety and multiformity as v alues, and hence we do not want to strive for one unique world view. But neither do we want to resign ourselves to the present situation of fragmentation.

Ok, this was the ending sig to some spam e-mail I got. I just find it funny that an e-mail that talked porn ended in this.

eve191 @ 2006-06-24T22:06:00

2006-06-25T05:07:08Z

Find your Celestial Choir

Yah, I am lame.

eve191 @ 2006-02-25T12:42:00

2006-02-25T20:44:09Z

http://www.nicklogic.com/boygenius/

So cute.
Erin read it.
READ IT!

eve191 @ 2006-02-25T12:34:00

2006-02-25T20:34:57Z

You scored as Sinister Villain. You're the Sinister Villain - you're the guy with the weapons behind you that no one wants to get close to. You hold grudges easily against those who oppose you, and most of the time, it's because you've got the worst past there is. Cruel world!

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Valiant Hero

100%

Sinister Villain

100%

Parental Figure

100%

Adoring Girl

Loyal Sidekick

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eve191 @ 2006-02-25T12:27:00

2006-02-25T20:28:44Z

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

Fine Erin, I posted.

Watch this, it is fucking funny.

eve191 @ 2006-02-02T20:23:00

2006-02-03T04:23:59Z

Which Harry Potter Guy Will Knock You Up? by jazzedsoprano
Name/Username
Age
House
The Father	Hagrid
How/Why it happens	It was part of 'detention'...

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What Band is Gonna Gang Bang You? by AnneAbnormal
Name:
Band:	Garbage
When:	September 27, 2026
Where:	Disney World

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eve191 @ 2006-01-31T16:30:00

2006-02-01T00:32:36Z

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28308

These christions want to overturn the second law of thermodynamics oO .......I didn't know you could do that! I HOPE THAY GO AFTER GRAVITY NEXT, I WANNA FLY!

eve191 @ 2006-01-11T20:58:00

2006-01-12T04:59:13Z

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

Mines Honey Hole

sick....

head...so...stuffy

eve191 @ 2005-12-31T09:46:00

2005-12-31T17:48:29Z

OH GOD! BUG BITES! THERE ARE BUG BITES ON EVERY FUCKING PART OF MY BODY!

yeah, its itchy. But I'm coming home tomorrow.

eve191 @ 2005-12-30T14:16:00

2005-12-30T22:17:20Z

Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant “by means other than sexual intercourse.”

According to a draft of the recommended change in state law, every woman in Indiana seeking to become a mother through assisted reproduction therapy such as in vitro fertilization, sperm donation, and egg donation, must first file for a “petition for parentage” in their local county probate court.

Only women who are married will be considered for the “gestational certificate” that must be presented to any doctor who facilitates the pregnancy. Further, the “gestational certificate” will only be given to married couples that successfully complete the same screening process currently required by law of adoptive parents.

As it the draft of the new law reads now, an intended parent “who knowingly or willingly participates in an artificial reproduction procedure” without court approval, “commits unauthorized reproduction, a Class B misdemeanor.” The criminal charges will be the same for physicians who commit “unauthorized practice of artificial reproduction."

WHAT THE FUCK!
AN UNMARRIED WOMAN ISN"T ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS!
AND THEY DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MEN USING SURRUGAT MOTHERS!
ONLY WOMEN HAVE TO BE MARRIED?!?!?!
GAAAAAAAHH!!!! NEEED TOOOO KIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eve191 @ 2005-12-29T18:49:00

2005-12-30T02:50:28Z

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Force myself on several ususpecting fat boys.

Get your resolution here

Sniper quiz by MODS

Input Name

The date God Decided you should be a sniper

October 15, 1921

Money you spent on your rifle

$719,656,941,851

Number of headshots you've accounted for

91,295

Accuracy: 85%

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

Hammer

Your Favorite Target:

Short people

Your Kill Count:

416,080,833

Your Battle Cry:

"Sex me up."

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$259,073,763,514,818

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 87%

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how GANGSTER are you? by senorita_sarita

What is your name?

Where were you born?

Your gang is called...

murder co.

Your gang colors are...

Teal and Turquoise

You beat the crap out of people with...

Your right shoe

Your gangsterness is...: 90%

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How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands say	I want to be holding your boobs.
Your eyes say	Your ass is amazing.
Your hugs say	That isn't a flashlight in my pocket.
Your kisses say	Man your tongue is long, we should put it to better use.
Your body says	I want to wake up beside you and not give you 50$.
Your heart says	I wish I was the eyes.

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Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	20

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How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours	6
Minutes	50

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Your Stripper Info by radioface
first name
age
Stripper Name:	Veronica
Specialty:	you have the best figure
Customers say:	"Are you Jewish?"

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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Fusker
Super Power	Incredible Stamina
Enemy	J-Lo
Mode Of Transportation	Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon	Beer Bottle

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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13

Name

Age

Virgin?

So, who will make you moan?

Your mom...sick fuck.

How?

Just by standing there.

Will it be good?

yeah, you can still feel it.

Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 8%

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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name	<input ... >
Sexuality	<input ... >
Age	<input ... >
Most Likely to Say	"Hey... where ya going?"
<input ... >
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<input ... ><input ... ></form>

.....boo yah

eve191 @ 2005-12-29T14:10:00

2005-12-29T22:11:15Z

Your Pimp Name Is...

Sweetness Luv

What's Your Pimp Name?

Ohhh yeah

eve191 @ 2005-12-29T14:01:00

2005-12-29T22:02:12Z

Your Brain is 33.33% Female, 66.67% Male

You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

not too suprising.

eve191 @ 2005-12-27T12:09:00

2005-12-27T20:10:37Z

Greed:	Low
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Very High
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	High

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

Wow, lust was a lot lower than I thought.

eve191 @ 2005-12-07T20:21:00

2005-12-08T04:21:23Z

The Hell?

Undifferentiated
You scored 33 masculinity and 40 femininity!

You scored low on both masculinity and femininity. Your personality includes characteristics of both traditional sex roles, but your gender is not strongly defined.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 3% on masculinity

You scored higher than 9% on femininity

Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Your Brain is 33.33% Female, 66.67% Male

You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

eve191 @ 2005-12-05T17:43:00

2005-12-06T01:46:39Z

YAAAYYYY! I saw a add for a bar, and the tv in the backround had Danny Phantom on!

eve191 @ 2005-12-01T22:06:00

2005-12-02T06:06:49Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Would supergabbie and penguinsanity look good together? Yep
2) How many monkeys could supergabbie fight at once and win against? 6568, last I checked
3) supergabbie's eye color? Brown
4) Is penguinsanity your best friend? Yes!
5) Is penguinsanity a high school student? Yep
6) Did supergabbie break up with you? No, please no
7) Where was penguinsanity born? Seattle?
8) If penguinsanity and supergabbie were spliced together, what would it be like? Best! Artist! Ever! (With 10x a normal artists crazyness)
9) Would you make out with penguinsanity? Depends on how drunk I am
10) Is supergabbie popular? Yep
11) If supergabbie took over the world, who would suffer? Me, and the small fat German boys
12) Which president would penguinsanity be likely to idolize? None
13) What would penguinsanity do differently in your shoes? Draw better
14) Where would supergabbie most like to visit? NYC
15) What do you agree with penguinsanity about? Gay rights, sexiness, many more
16) How would supergabbie kill penguinsanity? Sex her to death
17) If penguinsanity and supergabbie were siamese twins, where would they be joined? *Censored*
18) Is penguinsanity single? Yep
19) Have you ever dated supergabbie? No
20) What song/movie would you recommend to penguinsanity? song, 'if I were gay'
21) What is supergabbie's favorite food? ?
22) How long have you known supergabbie? Almost 2 years
23) Where did you first meet supergabbie? School
24) How tall is supergabbie? Not very
25) Does supergabbie do drugs? Gabbie is a drug
26) What animal does supergabbie remind you of? Rabid badger/wolverine
27) Is penguinsanity dead sexy? Hell yeah
28) Would supergabbie go out with penguinsanity? Hope so, that woulsd be sexy
29) What exotic animal would penguinsanity like as a pet? Hot guy
30) If supergabbie was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Don't molest children man
31) What is penguinsanity's biggest flaw? Thinks she's bad at art
32) What rank would supergabbie have in a giant robot army? Evil leader
33) Is penguinsanity related to supergabbie? No
34) Does penguinsanity go to your school? No! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
35) Is penguinsanity introverted or extroverted? Extro
36) What is supergabbie's favorite color? ?
37) What is supergabbie's favorite movie? ?
38) Could you see penguinsanity and supergabbie together? Hell yeah, I can see it right now. oh! Oh! OH! damn, there goes another pair of pants.
39) If penguinsanity took over the world, who would be happy? Her, Gays, puppies
40) Is supergabbie friends with penguinsanity? Yep
41) Does penguinsanity travel a lot? A little
42) If penguinsanity and supergabbie were spliced together, what would be its name? Garin, or Ebbie, or Jack
43) Has supergabbie dyed their hair? Not that I know of
44) Does supergabbie have a crush on penguinsanity? Sadly, no
45) What mental disorder does supergabbie remind you of? Pyromania
46) What is penguinsanity's favorite band/artist? ? forget, sorry!
47) What word best describes penguinsanity? Congeled
48) Would supergabbie and penguinsanity make a good couple? Yep
49) Are supergabbie and penguinsanity married? No
50) Thoughts on supergabbie? Don't kill me!
51) Is penguinsanity 1337? God no, no 1337!
52) One quality you find attractive in penguinsanity? Her ass
53) What would you do if penguinsanity died? Commit suicide
54) What is supergabbie's favorite game? Molest the little boy
55) What planet should penguinsanity be from? Venus
56) What would you do if you found out supergabbie has a crush on you? Act akward
57) What do you disagree with penguinsanity about? Rligion
58) Would you wrestle supergabbie in jello? Depends on the flavor
59) Are penguinsanity and supergabbie going steady? no
60) What would supergabbie give penguinsanity for his/her birthday? Art
61) Which of your friends should penguinsanity go out with? Gabbie
62) How long would penguinsanity dating supergabbie last? 3 years break up for 2 get back together for 5
63) Do supergabbie and penguinsanity go to the same school? No
64) What would supergabbie think of penguinsanity? Hawt!
65) How would supergabbie conquer the world? Violence. Lots and lots of violence
66) Does supergabbie know penguinsanity? Yep
67) Does supergabbie smoke? no
68) What is penguinsanity allergic to? ?
69) Is penguinsanity an emo? Eeeehhh, a little
70) When did you last call penguinsanity? today
71) Is supergabbie athletic? ehhh, no
72) What color should penguinsanity dye their hair? Vagina pink
73) Does supergabbie drink? no
74) One thing you can't stand about penguinsanity? She thinks to little of herself
75) Is supergabbie related to you? nope
76) Does penguinsanity have a big secret? Yep
77) What is supergabbie's shoe size? ? the hell should I know
78) What languages does penguinsanity speak? English
79) If penguinsanity were hanging off a cliff, what would supergabbie do? *push*
80) Is supergabbie a nerd? Yep
81) Has penguinsanity been to your house/dorm? Yep
82) Is penguinsanity a college student? no
83) Do you have a crush on supergabbie? no
84) What animal should penguinsanity be combined with? Shamu
85) Would you set up penguinsanity and supergabbie? Yep
86) Would penguinsanity be a better ninja or pirate? Ninja
87) If supergabbie had a superpower, what would it be? Willing people to die
88) What comic book character would supergabbie be? Spiderman
89) What flavor of jello would supergabbie be? Spiderman
90) Is supergabbie in a relationship? no
91) Do you have supergabbie's screenname? yes
92) Would you ever date penguinsanity? Nahh
93) supergabbie's hair color? Brown
94) Do you think supergabbie is hot? Not my type
95) Are penguinsanity and supergabbie going out? No
96) If penguinsanity commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Hell yes
97) Where was supergabbie born? ?
98) Have you flirted with penguinsanity? Yep
99) Does supergabbie have a dog? Yep! Skruffums!
100) What video game does penguinsanity remind you of? Sims

eve191 @ 2005-11-10T06:05:00

2005-11-10T14:07:26Z

Wow, who knew.

The Suave Lover
4% partner focus, 66% aggressiveness, 50% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Suave Lover.

The Suave Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is reminiscent of some of the most classic lover figures of all time, such as Casanova or Don Juan, or more recently James Bond (several of the "Bond girls" fit this type, too). This shouldn't be confused with a "player" or someone who is solely interested in physical love, but someone who is looking for an incredibly elusive thing: a worthy partner. The Suave Lover is a treasure to find, but can be incredibly difficult to hold on to, once found.

In terms of physical love, the Suave Lover can sometimes be surprisingly tender. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Suave Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Devoted Lover (most of all) or the Romantic Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:

Nerds, Geeks & Dorks

Professional Wrestling

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

You scored higher than 0% on partner focus
You scored higher than 77% on aggressiveness
You scored higher than 36% on adventurousness

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension	11
Your crime	Being too beautiful to live.
Who reported you	gothic_hamlet
Your fate	Blogging simultaneously on Journalfen, GreatestJournal, and InsaneJournal gives you fatal RSIs.