Eh?

I've tried to set up internet on an ethernet cord in my dorm.


My attempts have failed D=

Luckily, it's probably not my computer, since others can't log in (the school required a thing done to use their network via ethernet) but unfortunatly it means I can't get on the net from my dorm. The dorm puts up wireless on th sixth, and hopefully I'll be able to get on then.

Till then I can only sometimes get on my dads comp at his hotel, which unfortunatly has no aim.

To those who find it of interest:

Weeelp, I managed to borrow my dads computer to write this, it seems my computers net is completely shot for some reason, it stopped working yesterday and I likely won't be on for a few days at least D=.

During my downtime I will attempt to start to like Torchwood, Two and a half men, and all the other semi-decent but really just crappy television out there.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O8-oIt4BRAc WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK HELL IS THIS


*BOGGLES*

I put this in only cuz the crime is so true.


That, and I haven't posted in so long it's been like....a horrable cobweb lj.

HOKAY

THERE IS WORD ON MY COMPY

THE PART NEEDED TO FIX IT IS SAID TO COME IN WEDNSDAY

WHICH MEANS ON WED-THURS I SHALL BE BACK AND NO MORE AIMLESS MISS TALKING TO PEOPLE HORRABLENESS T______________T

I'M SO BORED WITHOUT AIM AND WOW AND THINGS I'M TEMPTED TO TAKE UP NEOPETS

and random note that I started my job at the hospital

T_T it would be more fun telling people on aim

Kk, to anyone who can see this, my laptop, and therefor my aim, is out of commision till mon-tues. Hopefully be able to talk to peeps then.

yay

In constructing modern world views, we must take into consideration the Post-modern critique of the myths of race, nation and class that have too often been used as a means of repression. Our own approach is Post-modern in that we recognise that reason itself has discovered its limitations, and has become conscious of its historicity. Perfect certainty and a de facto complete and universal all-encompassing knowledge is in principle impossible. Critical reason and emotional enthusiasm need not exclude each other, and both can provide an irreducible contribution to the construction of world views. Indeed, our reason is limited and our emotions can be misled. We must also confront the shortcomings of language. Thus, we have learned to appreciate variety and multiformity as v alues, and hence we do not want to strive for one unique world view. But neither do we want to resign ourselves to the present situation of fragmentation.


Ok, this was the ending sig to some spam e-mail I got. I just find it funny that an e-mail that talked porn ended in this.

Find your Celestial Choir


Yah, I am lame.

http://www.nicklogic.com/boygenius/


So cute.
Erin read it.
READ IT!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start



Fine Erin, I posted.

Watch this, it is fucking funny.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28308


These christions want to overturn the second law of thermodynamics oO .......I didn't know you could do that! I HOPE THAY GO AFTER GRAVITY NEXT, I WANNA FLY!

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

Mines Honey Hole



sick....

head...so...stuffy

OH GOD! BUG BITES! THERE ARE BUG BITES ON EVERY FUCKING PART OF MY BODY!

yeah, its itchy. But I'm coming home tomorrow.

Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant “by means other than sexual intercourse.”

According to a draft of the recommended change in state law, every woman in Indiana seeking to become a mother through assisted reproduction therapy such as in vitro fertilization, sperm donation, and egg donation, must first file for a “petition for parentage” in their local county probate court.

Only women who are married will be considered for the “gestational certificate” that must be presented to any doctor who facilitates the pregnancy. Further, the “gestational certificate” will only be given to married couples that successfully complete the same screening process currently required by law of adoptive parents.

As it the draft of the new law reads now, an intended parent “who knowingly or willingly participates in an artificial reproduction procedure” without court approval, “commits unauthorized reproduction, a Class B misdemeanor.” The criminal charges will be the same for physicians who commit “unauthorized practice of artificial reproduction."

WHAT THE FUCK!
AN UNMARRIED WOMAN ISN"T ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS!
AND THEY DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MEN USING SURRUGAT MOTHERS!
ONLY WOMEN HAVE TO BE MARRIED?!?!?!
GAAAAAAAHH!!!! NEEED TOOOO KIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Force myself on several ususpecting fat boys. Get your resolution here

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Input Name
The date God Decided you should be a sniper	October 15, 1921
Money you spent on your rifle	$719,656,941,851
Number of headshots you've accounted for	91,295
Accuracy: 85%
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Hammer
Your Favorite Target:	Short people
Your Kill Count:	416,080,833
Your Battle Cry:	"Sex me up."
Years You Spend in Jail:	76
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$259,073,763,514,818
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 87%
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how GANGSTER are you? by senorita_sarita
What is your name?
Where were you born?
Your gang is called...	murder co.
Your gang colors are...	Teal and Turquoise
You beat the crap out of people with...	Your right shoe
Your gangsterness is...: 90%
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How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?	yesnoI wish I didI wish I didn'tmost definitelynot until someone proved it to me
Your hands say	I want to be holding your boobs.
Your eyes say	Your ass is amazing.
Your hugs say	That isn't a flashlight in my pocket.
Your kisses say	Man your tongue is long, we should put it to better use.
Your body says	I want to wake up beside you and not give you 50$.
Your heart says	I wish I was the eyes.
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Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	20
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Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours	6
Minutes	50
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first name
age
Stripper Name:	Veronica
Specialty:	you have the best figure
Customers say:	"Are you Jewish?"
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Your Name
Superhero Name	Fusker
Super Power	Incredible Stamina
Enemy	J-Lo
Mode Of Transportation	Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon	Beer Bottle
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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?	Your mom...sick fuck.
How?	Just by standing there.
Will it be good?	yeah, you can still feel it.
Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 8%
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Sexuality	<input ... >
Age	<input ... >
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<input ... >
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.....boo yah

Your Pimp Name Is...

Sweetness Luv

Ohhh yeah

Your Brain is 33.33% Female, 66.67% Male

You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved

not too suprising.